OMG sorry for the delay in adding a few posts of late but unfortunately I have been O/S on a Chelsea Rescue Mission. Jose called a fortnight ago & asked for some advice of the great LLTK, as the blues have been struggling I thought I'd take up his offer of first class flights & accom (to which i've grown accustomed) & head over to assist in some new training methods I learnt with my last stint helping the Albanian National Squad (Boy they are going gangbusters of late thanks to my help). Anyway football lovers enough about myself - u guys might be starting to think I am a narcissist.
I go away for 2 & 1/2 god damn weeks & my Kookas can not handle the pressure without myself steadying the ship.
Firstly we lose to the boys from the joint next to the prison after leading 2-1 (absolutely disgraceful) & then to top it off I hear we lose to Colonel Sanders & his chicklings.
I'd no sooner hopped off the plane in Dubai for a nice rub & tug - BEEP BEEP a text comes through from 18 Carat & he informs me that the nest has imploded. My beloved 12s are gone & my fantasy Prems are also out. Why Why Why is it every time @ this time of the year I have to go O/S to rescue every other bloody god damn team & I leave my Baby Kookas in good hands & the CRAP THEMSELVES again.
The worst thing about the matter that made me sick to my core was losing to the CHICKEN shagger, a G R U B that has been on this forum for 3-4 years talking himself up like an Australian Football Messiah. You Chicken are nothing but a god damn wannabee.
I see big cat said trying to ask Chicken to be humble is like asking a dog to stop licking his balls, one difference Big cat in your analogy. Chicken doesn't have any balls, he sits behind his keyboard (without spell check) & throws crap about like its confetti.
Anyway this is a football forum & we like to speak FOOTBALL not crap like the chicken speaks.
As a football ambassador I say congrats to both teams taking part in this weekends Ultimate final - Douglass it seems you got something right this year (your GF prediction) but I believe unfortunately St Micks will be far too strong for the boys from the joint next to the jail & will win by 2 goals.
One thing though that could be a bit of a bogey is the expansive pitch @ Fraeme Park, chicklings don't like to stray to far from the Chicken so lets see if Colonel Sanders has any tricks up his sleeve to negate the width in which Newington like to play with.
Newington 2-2 St Michaels Great game, a Bevchenko 90th minute bullet header wasn't enough though. St Michaels win on penalties. Well done boys see you next season. Not gonna lie Bevchenko v Chickman for 120mins was great!!
Bullet header.? Simple knock in unmarked on the far post. Not in the 90th minute rather in the 96th minute as ref decided that match was more about him and seemingly delayed proceedings so that you guys could score another gamy goal. Though your b grade cartwheel celebration did amuse some on the sideline.
120 mins vs Chickman??? Well unlike Chickman who went the full distance your "60 year old lungs" gave you less than 30 mins game time.
Newington play was unimaginative and consisted of a long ball approach. Strange given you have no front target man?. Extra time then went to pens and it was a delight to see 2 blasted over the top and one saved by the StMBH keeper. In particular no 21 who committed one of the most cynical challenges I have seen in a long time and was extremely lucky to remain on the field.
Common sense prevailed and StMBH finished victors.
John shut up you moron Chicken v bevan was like watching mayweather v pacquiao. The great Lltk is the only man who reports as his eyes see. Completely no bias. (1) referee absolute disgraceful (2) chicken thinking he was colonel sanders eating a KFC leg with his diabolical challenge that allowed bevo a chance to head in or I say brush in off his melon at the bavk post STM awful marking & the worst team in the comp at defending set pieces. (3) the field of dreams please!!! The field of crap. Both teams need a few sessions with the great Lltk & gdsfa greatest player 18 carat. The standard IMHO was garbage. I watched no 27 hobble about like an invalid today & jrc (again not authorised) says he's quality - I say C r a p like that giy at the back for newington. Him & 27 had more cuddles & fondles then 2 gay men in oxford street
Thd boys from the joint next to the jail didn't deserve to win today & neither did chicken & his chucks. This game descended into absolute football nightmare. 2 crapy teams both scared to lose
Bevan pleass don't exaggerate thd standard here. It was C R A P
Lltk shut up you regretful loser uouve bern trawling this forum for years & won nothing You get on this forum tslking crap Chicken is a glorious winner & you frirnd are a G R U B Bevchencho it was a great match & chicken was happy to be part of it
G'day all, Newington keeper here. Long time forum reader first time poster. Just wanted to congratulate St. Michael's Baulkham Hills on a great game. Was an absolute privilege to play against you guys, you always keep us on our toes and yesterday's match was a thriller. Very well deserved. Also good to meet you chickman! You're an absolute legend mate, was great having a chat and a laugh with you after the game.
Unfortunately, one thing that truly saddens me is some of the comments I see in this thread every week. For those of you that were there for the presentation you would have heard me say how blessed and lucky we are to play this game, to have an opportunity to come together and have an event like a grand final. There are kids in countries who love football a million times more than we do, and can't even afford a ball let alone have a pitch to play on. We don't realise how good we have it.
Some here forget that this is AAM12. Honestly. ALL AGE TWELVE. Its not the world cup, Im just glad I got to go out and have some fun yesterday. Jumping on the forum, calling people names, deconstructing a teams approach and criticising it like a TV analyst is just ridiculous. As for LLTK, with all due respect buddy, you don't even play in our comp, yet you jump on every week to offer your insight and tips and whatever else, spitting vitriol against people who disagree with you. Seriously buddy....get a hobby. Is your life that empty and meaningless that you have to come on here, stir things up, critique and insult people who play in a division you're not even in? Its embarrassing dude. Grow up. My year 7 students are more mature than you.
Once again, cheers for a great season lads. Hopefully you guys will still be in Granville next year and we'll see you again!
Absolutely agree that respect is required, and perspective as After all this is just park football. I've also gotta say that even from this distance I can see that LLTKs tongue is usually firmly planted in his cheek. Half the fun of this is the generally good natured rubbish people heap on each other.
So can everyone take a chill pill and enjoy the football and banter.
Congrats to chickmam and the STM team. Congrats to the minor premiers too.