Post by hardworkisgone on Jun 19, 2015 18:02:03 GMT 10
Hot of the press, after decades of being pigeon holed as a defender/ defensive midfielder finally the Toonie coach has seen the light...Demon Doug was given the number 10 guernsey last night...Toonie to charge up the ladder with Demon Doug running the show...other teams check your work conditions pay rates...you will be working overtime.
1st goal...slalom type run going past 7 players before rolling the ball into the net....just like gymnasts have moves named after them...beat 4 or more players in a mazy dribble and score it's the DDD Demon Doug Dribble.
2nd goal...overhead bicycle just like Rooney v Man City but Doug was a meter higher off the ground.
3rd goal....turned the number 8 for RSL inside out 89 times drilled him into the ground and the 8 is a instant billionaire as oil started shooting out of the ground and Doug will go 50/50 in profit with the RSL 8 who is now known as CALTEX...actual goal was a 35 yard missile into top corner.
Does everyone think government employees have too much spare time lol