Winsto led from about 15min mark and dominated all day with only 10 men available for most part , playing against 15.
Game was friendly throughout and with 10 to go their centre back gets injured due to a nothing foul, their player manager makes it a big thing and abuses black & white and gets himself sent off. He persuades half his team to leave the field with him whilst the other half wanting to stay and play.
Black & White had no option but to call it off due to less than 7 on field, he did a good job all game and one imbecile ruined it.
I'm sure a fine will be delivered to them this week, hopefully we get the extra goal too. We need as much as we can get at moment!!
I am pretty sure he was sent off for abusing official and tried the same Mutiny call against Pendo a few weeks back. Needs to have a good look at himself as most of the side are a good bunch of blokes who like the rest of the comp just want a kick around. Oneeyed. I didn't make the PH game this week but heard they were pretty classy first half but faded in the long Girraween grass in the second? Possibly throwing off in front of the GW crowd to get a better price for Saturday!!
Post by chickenwhisperer on May 9, 2016 17:19:53 GMT 10
Well,Pendo did look strong in the first half & knocked the ball around well, but unfortunately our attention was taken away in the second half by the 35/1 game. Although, I did witness some nasty Pendo player, hack a player in the box without a penalty given, sounded like his name was Fluffy or Puffy or something like that
We did learn quite a lot from the other game though, like how to head butt, punch, kick & elbow players without being sent off. So we will be practising that at training leading up to the big game on Sat.
The main point I took away from the Pendo game on Sat was the fact that they won convincingly against solid competition without their gun left footed striker " The Lynchinator", who has only played 1 game so far.
Which brings me to the rumour mill. I have been hearing 3 different rumours in the lead up to the big game about "The Lynchinator"
1) He is being kept in cotton wool in a padded cell at Toonie Sports club in case he gets injured before Sat.
2) He is at a Health & Fitness Spa in the Blue mountains, getting himself in peak physical fitness to reek havoc on me on Sat.
3) He is in a Rehab centre in Thailand for Drug, Alcohol & Porn addiction & will be not be released in time for the game.
Klopp, They were classy, let's face it, like I said in an earlier post...Pendo will prove to the association that they got the regrading wrong and should have stayed in Div 2.
Newington tried hard but were never a match for Pendo.
I know that x Pendo boys now playing for GW can't wait for the game on Saturday so should be a game to watch, especially the Whisperer trying to shut down the Lynchinator. Good luck Whisperer - you'll need it...!!
Post by chickenwhisperer on May 9, 2016 21:46:21 GMT 10
If "The Lynchinator" manages to get back from Thailand on time, he will be trembling & shaking that much from the detox, that he will be near useless on the field & probably end up on the bench with his iPad, trying to catch up on Videos he has missed.
Whisperer I have it on good authority that all your theories are incorrect sorry. My source within the team tells me this Lynchinator you speak of actually broke his ankle in his comeback game against WH 2 weeks back. Maybe his IPAD addiction will get a huge work out whilst he is recovering
Apologies CW it appears I have been duped as well. I too have Egg on my face! I wasn't at the game against Newington but my source told me the Lynchinator was gone for the season and was at the game on crutches? If this is not the case you better look out. He looked fit when I saw him last time and his combination with his striker partner was lethal. PH play a Big unit up front who feeds the 2 guns all day. You mention a bloke called Puffy. I last heard he was travelling around the Asian Continent in search of some cheap sneakers & Real Madrid jerseys
OEE & CW. It is with heavy heart that I will miss the top of table clash this weekend. The sight of the Lynchenator against the ever young CW would have been worth the entry price alone.
Another match up that I am sorry to miss is GW's Whacka or Cracka (something like that) with his sublime left foot skills up against the Big Red head from PH. Big Red doesn't seem to take well to being skilled and is more than happy to put the body on the line.
With Pluffy still trekking around Asia somewhere in his quest for eternal holidays the PH defence will only be stronger and GW's poor man Mark Viduka will have a tough time.
I will have to rely on my internal mole to inform of how the match progresses.
As always I hope the footy is great and played with good spirits.
Post by chickenwhisperer on May 13, 2016 12:23:37 GMT 10
It is with a very heavy heart, that I must inform you that Whacka/Cracka is out with a knee injury & looks like he needs an Op
Pity you can't make it, as it is a sold out event, with the crowd expected to reach 10-12 if the Sun is out.
I hope the game is played in good spirits, as we are all going back to the Toonie club for the night, and as a few of your guys know. You don't want to see me angry, because I am huge & God help you all if I get our PP award with free beer.
Great game with Newington taking the lead after 5 min and having us chase shadows for the first 20 min. We hit back about 10 before half time with a great goal.
Second half we controlled the game and led from a header at set piece and had a few more solid chances. Our Keeper saved us with 10 to go pulling off a great save and we deservedly got a third with a a couple to go.
Has taken 6 games but our best football still ahead of us.
OE I was disappointed to miss the game on Saturday but have been told I didn't miss much!!. Quality from Pendo was missing and GW played all over them. 3 good finishes but apart from that not much else to talk about. Word is that GW have PH's measure for round 2 especially if the Whisperer can see which way The Lynchenator goes!!. Also PH sustained several key injuries which will bring them back to the pack along with the return of Puffy from his Asian sojourn. I hear Batesy was pretty distraught after the match? He had worked himself up for a big game.
I might need to put the boots back on and make a return to help the lads out for rest of the season.
Post by chickenwhisperer on May 16, 2016 15:43:15 GMT 10
TK, It was a good close game and a draw would of been a fair result in my eye's, but a bit of luck from a missed clearance with 5 minutes to go, seen the ball spin off our guy's foot,lob over my head(just as i stepped forward in anticipation of the clearance) leaving the Lynchinator goal side of me & it landed right at his feet.A great first touch from him, followed by a fantastic strike from a big angle saw the ball in the back of the net. And the last kick of the game saw our striker put the ball just over the bar after a great build up.Now that would of been a great ending.
It was a great game to be part of, played hard and fair in the right spirit against a good bunch of blokes,with a few beers together after the game and many more at the Club over some funny banter, especially from some big mouthed buffoon called Floppy or something
PS i may have more to say later in the week (Been busy)
Ahh CW. I'm finally back in range and looking forward to the rest of your match report later this week. My source tells me you were busier than a Dog with 2 D***'s looking after The Lynchenator!!
Strange you mention Floppy? Last I heard he was banned from that venue for exposing himself.
Might get a chance to drop by and see the GW vs Newington match this week. That way I can make an educated guess on what the Top 4 will look like. In my opinion GW are still the team to beat this year but will definitely miss Whacka!!