In a game I refereed yesterday, during a stoppage in play while we were waiting for the ball to get collected and a corner to be taken players were appealing for offside:
Player: he was well off-side ref. Me: Ah that was an interesting one because there was a player in an off-side position but the player that headed the ball came through from an on-side position. See how I look after you lads. I even give you a commentary. Player: you should be on SBS.